Song jokes

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef.