Son Jokes

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David

My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.

my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

what do you call an emos face

elmo's son

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"

Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.

Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk

So a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist. “What seems to be the problem?” The therapist asked. “Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” They said. So the therapist replies, “oh dear, that must be a problem.” “Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light is really bright.”