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Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

I once masturbated in the bathroom

I was looking for something, for a little help

Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN

its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it

What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something

For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F

What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you

whats something red that is bad for your teeth?

a brick.

bro my forehead is so big whenever i need to find something on it i need the exact coordinates

Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”