Something jokes
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
Happy New Year’s Eve. 2023 was something lol
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?