Something jokes

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?

Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...

Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!

Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????