Someone's jokes

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.