Someone's jokes
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."