Someone's jokes
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."