Someone's jokes

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

Someone dies.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...

What happened?

Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.