Someone's jokes

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

Someone dies.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"