Someone jokes
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"