What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic
someone i know is an ant. i feel like a mountain to them.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody nose
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
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Boi you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"
what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
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Someone: Didn’t we already met somewhere? Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore
,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What did hermoine say when she pantsed someone? Wow Harry!
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What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
