Someone Jokes

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!