How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!