Someone jokes
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.