Someone jokes
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.