Someone jokes

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?

WhatsApple.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"