I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
HI ppl I really need a firend can someone plzz be my friend? Say in comments if ya will
What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off
Why do orphans go to church
Why
To finally call someone father
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
why does the orphan go to church? he needs someone to call father.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night Goddammit Jamal
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Kindly Yeet Someone!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome? The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breastroke? Chicken breast
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
