Someone jokes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.