Someone jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.