Someone jokes
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Memes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."