Someone jokes

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.

Can someone be my daddy?

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."