Someone jokes
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.