Someone jokes

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

can someone please tell what happened?

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."