Someone jokes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
merca baby🇺🇲
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.