Someone jokes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."