Society jokes

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Why is the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.