Society jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.