Society jokes

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What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Why is the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.