Society jokes

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.