Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Society Jokes
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
