Society jokes
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Dident come in a package
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Women need to be in the kitchen.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.