Society jokes
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.