Society jokes

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.