Society jokes

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.