Society jokes

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.