Society jokes
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Memes
WITCHHHH
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.