Society jokes
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
REBEL!!!!!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"