Society jokes
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Memes
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What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...