Society jokes

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

-- Jeffery Dahmer

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

"Sharing is communism."

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.