How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Society Jokes
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
