Society jokes
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"