Society jokes
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.