Society jokes
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
When the school lets you near children again...
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.