Society jokes
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.