Society jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.