Society jokes

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?

A Juanda.

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.