Society jokes
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.