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Society Jokes
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
