Society jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.