Society jokes
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
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I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.