Society

Society jokes

Woman

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Orphan

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Paedophile

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

Cop

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

Child

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Difference

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Head

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Orphanage

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Peanut

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

Cannibal

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Orphanage

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Drug Addict

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!