Society jokes

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.