Society jokes
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
I blend children to make a good living.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.