Society jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!