Society jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Memes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
"Sharing is communism."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"