Society jokes

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

A: Apples get picked.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?

He couldn't find home plate.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...