Society jokes
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.