Society jokes

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

"Sharing is communism."

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.