Society jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.