Society jokes
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.