The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Society Jokes
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
