Society jokes

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa?

It’s known as the Hunger Games.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Dad: Don't know, why?

Son: Because they taste funny.