Society jokes
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.