Society jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Like if you meet someone emo.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Memes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
When the school lets you near children again...
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)