Society jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.