Society jokes
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.