Society jokes
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Memes
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the school lets you near children again...
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”