Society jokes
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"