Society jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.