Society jokes
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."