Society jokes
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.