Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.