Society jokes
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Girls are whores.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!