Society jokes
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.