Society jokes
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.