Society jokes
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Like if you meet someone emo.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)