Society jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*