Society Jokes

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“Because they always wanted a daddy.”

The image shows a cartoon character with sunglasses looking up with text above them: "Teens who grew up in a country with free speech, food, a good education, democracy, and stability on their way to support the most brutal regimes the world has ever seen."

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

Why are orphans prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”