Society jokes
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.