Society jokes
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.