Society jokes
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.