Society jokes
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Memes
jesus
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.