Society jokes
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!