Society jokes
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!