Society jokes
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.