Society jokes
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.