Society jokes

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

This is American politics that is not true.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"