Society jokes

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Make America hate again.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

This is American politics that is not true.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!