Society jokes
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.