Society jokes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
This is American politics that is not true.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
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What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.