Society jokes
Borders are fat.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Make America hate again.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
This is American politics that is not true.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.