Society jokes
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Stop orphan jokes!
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.