Society jokes
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Make America hate again.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
This is American politics that is not true.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe