How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Bill, that's racist!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Indian? Did or feather?
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
