Society jokes
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Bitch!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Bill, that's racist!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?