Society jokes
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"