Society jokes
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.