Society

Society jokes

Vitamin

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Orphan

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.

Name

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

Hook

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

Insult

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

Trashy pig woman: Why?

Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

German

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

Penis

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Cannibal

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Game

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Baby

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

Orphan

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?