Society jokes
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.