Society jokes
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Bill, that's racist!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"