Society jokes
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE