Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Religion... That is all.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.