Society jokes
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
When you're born on 4/20/69...
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.