Society jokes
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.