Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
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Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
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Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
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