Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Society Jokes
I support men.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I love Communism.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
