Society jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!