Society jokes

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.