Society jokes
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Stop the orphan jokes!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.