Society jokes
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?