Society jokes
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Man, I hate the government.
Stop the orphan jokes!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.