Society jokes

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

Stop the orphan jokes!

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

Why is the Navy gay?

There all seamen.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

Borders are fat.

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Make America hate again.