Society jokes
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
Borders are fat.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.