A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Make America hate again.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
This is American politics that is not true.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
