Society jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Man, I hate the government.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Stop the orphan jokes!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.