Society jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Man, I hate the government.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Stop the orphan jokes!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Borders are fat.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Make America hate again.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?