Society jokes
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.