Society jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Them, losers.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Orphans are cool.