Society jokes
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Borders are fat.