Society jokes
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.