Society jokes
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Man, I hate the government.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!