Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Stop the orphan jokes!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Man, I hate the government.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Borders are fat.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
