Society

Society jokes

Cow

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Date

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Orphan

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Wheelchair

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Orphan

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Orphan

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

Prostitution

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂