Society jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?