Society jokes
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!