Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Society Jokes
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Man, I hate the government.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Stop the orphan jokes!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
