Society jokes

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

Man, I hate the government.

What do you call a Downey with glasses?

No, me neither.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.