Society jokes
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"