Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Society Jokes
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Orphans are monkeys.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
