Society jokes

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

Orphans are monkeys.

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

Orphan jokes? They protest.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...

Ta kill her.

What do you call a black person?

Black.

Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

Trashy pig woman: Why?

Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.