Society jokes
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.