Society jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.