Orphan jokes? They protest.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Orphans are monkeys.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
