Society jokes
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.