Society jokes
Orphans are monkeys.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What do you call a black person?
Black.