Society jokes
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
Pedophiles smell good.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!