Society jokes

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"

To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."

Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."

The police said "How old are you?"

Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.

I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

What is flatter than an Asian?

Their nose.

Pedophiles smell good.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing.

A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...

That's it... that's the end of the joke.

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!