Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
