Pedophiles smell good.
Society Jokes
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
