Society jokes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.