Society

Society jokes

Name

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

Nun

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

Cow

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Chin

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Jesus

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Cop

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂

Cookbook

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Rapist

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

Guy

A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...

That's it... that's the end of the joke.

Shaenaya

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

Baby

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Welfare

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!