Society jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!