Society jokes
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Bill, that's racist!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Pedophiles smell good.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.