Society jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
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Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!