Society jokes
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
You can't give an orphan homework.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.