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Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
