Society jokes
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.