Society jokes

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

I didn’t orphan never say home.

Because they didn’t have one.

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

You can't give an orphan homework.

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

What do you call an orphan with a gun?

(No) home shooter.

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.