Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Orphan

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Difference

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Van

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

People

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

Orphan

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Momma

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"