Society Jokes

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

You can't give an orphan homework.

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)