Society jokes
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
"Sharing is communism."
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.