Society jokes
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.