Society jokes

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

What is the difference between the human rights?

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.

The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"

The Son: "Because milk is important."

The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"

The Boy: "Who?"

The Man: "Your mom?"

The Boy: "I don't have a mom."

The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."

The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.