Society jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.