Society jokes
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.