Society jokes
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Orphan joke protest idea.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Small People.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!