Society jokes
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.