Society jokes
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What's your religion?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.