Society jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Memes
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.