Society jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.