What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Society Jokes
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's your religion?
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
