Society jokes
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?