Society jokes
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.