Society jokes

What store can an orphan never find?

Home Depot.

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

What's your religion?

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.