Society jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.