Society jokes
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
BLM.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.