Society jokes

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?

Because he isn't wanted.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.