Society jokes
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.