Society jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).