Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.