Society jokes
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?