Society jokes
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.