Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.