Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphan joke protest idea.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.