Society jokes
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.