Society jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I gotta do terrorist :)
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!