Society jokes
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.