Society jokes
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.