Society jokes
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."