Society jokes
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.