Society jokes
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
A girl walks into the church and confesses.
Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "He held my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."
Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."
Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."
Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)
Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"
Priest: "Then what?"
Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."
Priest: "That son of a bitch!"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?