Society jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
The West is dying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS