Society jokes
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)