What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Society Jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
