Society

Society jokes

Orphan

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Orphan

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Orphan

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

Orphan

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Orphan

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

Orphan

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Orphan

What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.

Orphan

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Relationship

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Punch

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Child

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Orphan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.