Society jokes
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.