Society jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.