Society jokes
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Kobe got irl canceled.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.