Society jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Flippity floppity, women are property.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.