Society jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.