Society jokes
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.