Society jokes
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Bill, that's racist!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.