Society jokes
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.