What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Society Jokes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
