Society jokes
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.