Society jokes

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️‍🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

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What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.