Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Society Jokes
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because sheβs blind and deaf.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they canβt stand up for themselves.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
βDoes Marry wanna smoke a joint?β
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
