Society jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"