Society jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."