Society jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.