Society jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"