Society jokes
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer