Society jokes
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.