Society jokes
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.