Society jokes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!