Society jokes
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"