Society jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."