If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Society Jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
