Society jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.