Society jokes
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There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.