Society

Society jokes

Orphanage

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Orphan

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

Orphanage

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Artist

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Cookie

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Orphan

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Butcher

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Orphan

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"