Society jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.