Society jokes
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.