"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Society Jokes
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
