Society jokes
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
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Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."