Society jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.