Society jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.