Society jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG