Society jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"