What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Society Jokes
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
