Society jokes
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
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