Society jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
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