Society jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Memes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂