Society jokes
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Gay people.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Memes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Them, losers.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.