Society jokes
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Bitch!
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Black people run fast.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.