Society jokes
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.