Society jokes

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?

Puppies get adopted.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"