Society jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.