Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.