Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Ball

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Baby

What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?

5 dumpsters in a baby.

Coincidence

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Homophobia

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Chef

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Orphan

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Right

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Press

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

Boomer

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Orphan

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

Orphan

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.