Society jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Kylin fucks his sister.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
KK or Liv?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.