Society jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.