Society jokes
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
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What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."