My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Society Jokes
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
