Society jokes
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.