Society jokes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Racism.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.