Society jokes
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.