Society jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.