Society jokes
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Memes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.