I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
