Society jokes
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.