Society jokes

Women's rights.

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Feminists are a joke.

I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.