Society jokes
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I am starting a frog cult now!
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.