Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Society Jokes
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Feminists are a joke.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
