Society jokes
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Memes
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"