Society jokes
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"