Society jokes

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"