
Society jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment.
In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo).
During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854.
Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
No Jews?
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Orphans got me like: 😂
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Your mom.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
