Society jokes
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.