Society jokes
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.