Society jokes
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Memes
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.