Society jokes

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Flippity floppity, women are property.

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."