Society jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Hi! Could I join?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.