Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Society Jokes
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
