Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Society Jokes
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
