Society jokes
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.