Society jokes
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Worst punishment of all
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.