Society jokes

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

I love all races, even the bad ones.