Society jokes
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.