Society jokes
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.