Society jokes
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I love all races, even the bad ones.