Society jokes
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Memes
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.