Society jokes

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into towers.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________