Society jokes
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
kill me
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.