Society jokes

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"

What's a cannibal's favorite place?

A day care.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.