Society jokes

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"

What's a cannibal's favorite place?

A day care.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

They wanted somebody to call "daddy."

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

God, I love working at orphanages!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!