Society

Society Jokes

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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