Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.