Society jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Touch Down.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Memes
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?