Society jokes
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."