Society jokes

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...