Society jokes
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Touch Down.