Society jokes

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home. 😢

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?

No one loves them!

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?

There is no difference.

For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting it in.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.