How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Society Jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Gay.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I love gay people. UwU
