Society jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting it in.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.