Society jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”