Society jokes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Touch Down.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.