Society jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”