I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Society Jokes
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Touch Down.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
