Society jokes
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!