Society jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Memes
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.