Society jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Memes
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?