Society jokes
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.