Society jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Touch Down.