Society jokes
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.