Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.