Society jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Borders are fat.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.