Society jokes

Us: haha penis.

Korea: That sounds like a park name.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

Girls are whores.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

See you later, crocodile.

In a while, pedophile.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

What's the worst living thing on planet earth?

Humans.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.

Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.